Footballer fined $150 for sex with parking meter!

Cairns, Sep 18 (ANI): A drunk footballer, who loudly simulated sex with a parking meter, has been fined 150 dollars by Cairns Magistrates' Court for causing a public nuisance.

Adam Michael Kelly, 25, even made racial slur against an Asian passer-by, which eventually led to his arrest.

Kelly from Smithfield spent the night in the watch-house after his offensive performance.

On August 3, police were called to a disturbance at the corner of Shields and Abbott streets, where they found Kelly dry-humping a parking meter and yelling out: "Yeah baby, you know you want it."

Police prosecutor Sen-Constable Michelle Long said Kelly was making large pelvic thrust actions and officers saw people walking by reacting with disgust at the performance.

Then, while talking to police, a woman of Asian appearance walked by and in a loud voice Kelly looked at her and said "f---ing gook, f--- off home", said Long.

That's when police arrested the footballer, and took him to the watch-house.

Kelly's lawyer Richard O'Shane said his client had been extremely drunk after an extended binge-drinking session with teammates to celebrate the end of the CDRL football season.

"He can't remember much of the incident," Cairns.com.au quoted O'Shane as saying. (ANI)