Lamb leg, aerosol cans - the objects a doc pulled out of his randy patients' bums!

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London, Jan 25 (ANI): A veteran medic has revealed that some of the bizarre items he has pulled out of his patients' bums include a leg of lamb, aerosol cans and kitchen implements.

Dr Marijan Korsic said during his 40-year career, he has come across the most shocking kinky sex injuries.

Besides the traditional Sunday roast backside of lamb, the Croatian doctor said the strangest was a man who stuck a neon lamp up his rear.

The man nearly died when the lamp exploded while he was getting his kicks.

Other objects that have been removed from patients' backsides include household tools, vegetables, pebbles, vibrators, tree branches and a wine bottle.

Dr Korsic said men are the worst offenders, but women have also been known to get in on the action and end up in the emergency room.

He said that those who had a tendency to stick things up their behind were usually educated, middle class and often married people with children just looking to spice up their sex life.

"It's not often that they turn up and admit that they know what the cause of the problem is, we usually have to ask about the symptoms to get to the bottom of things," the Sun quoted him as saying.

"But it's a fair bet to say that one of the first things we do when someone turns up with a funny walk, complaining about pain in their rear-end and a healthy flush on their face when you try to look them in the eye is to send them off to the X-Ray room," he added. (ANI)

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