Twitter goes abuzz with Headlines 2020; Jokes Cracked

Updated: Friday, March 22, 2013, 18:09 [IST]

Bangalore, March 22: With the advent of technology, Micro-blogging site Twitter seems to have become a part of everyone's life. People, who are on Twitter, must have enjoyed their day on Friday, March 22.

Headlines 2020 became a trending hash tag on the site which allowed its users to show their creativity using their imaginations and sense of humour.

Here are some tweets which evoked peals of laughter among its readers:

Bhavika Meerani ‏@MeeraniBhavika: #headlines2020 saif going to marry sridevi's daughter..rajni sir wnt to sell his bunglow on mars..srk still unbeatable in bollywood..

Hemant ‏@Hemant2weet: #Headlines2020 A Girl decided to marry again because pics of her last marriage didn't get enough likes.

Deepak Biyani ‏@deepakbiyani: #Headlines2020 CID Daya makes world record for breaking doors

dheer shah ‏@dheershah9: Arnab Goswami replaces Meira Kumar as speaker and now there is no BAITH JAO #headlines2020 politicians are already scared by seeing him

Mohtashim Shaikh ‏@MohtashimShaikh: The Samsung Galaxy S11 was launched today. To cost more than a house in Mumbai. #Headlines2020

Rattle Snake ‏@anandgupta550: JUST IN : Sanjay's son to ink "My name is dutt and I am not a terrorist" in goa #headlines2020

Pseudo Expert ‏@PseudoXpert: #Headlines2020 Newly-weds line up to reserve #Facebook usernames for their unborn kids! #SocialMedia

Gaurav Chopra ‏@TheGauravChopra: Lok Sabha passes 'National Corruption Act' for legalizing corruption. A 'standard-fare' list to be released soon for bribes! #Headlines2020

KarmiCreation ‏@withpuneet: First phase of Bangalore Metro to become operational end of this year. #Headlines2020

Gaurav Jhunjhunwala ‏@gauravj_89: RT @BHaramdev: Anil Kapoor's chest has been declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO #Headlines2020

Steve ‏@Schmungle: Rahul Gandhi is get married to a schedule caste girl of UP. He hopes to win next assembly erection. #Headlines2020

Paritosh Sankhe ‏@paritoshsankhe: We will not tour India if sir ravindra jadeja is in team ..Cricket Australia & Captain of Australia.#Headlines2020 #IndvsAus

Sarcastic Sutiya ‏@GluttonGujju: #Headlines2020 Tendulkar and his son to play their first match together.

nitin sharma ‏@nitinysharma: #Headlines2020 ...Maunmohan singh makes record of being silent for 7 yrs....

Yogesh ‏@mumbaicha_twitu: Baba Ram Dev is competing with Anil Kapoor for longest chest hair competition in Guinness book of wold record #Headlines2020

Yogesh ‏@mumbaicha_twitu: 1 litre Petrol now sold in black market for 1 gold bar #Headlines2020

MONA DEWAN GUPTA ‏@dewanmona: #Headlines2020 Baba Ramdev finally found cure for his eye:p

Munnabai ‏@munnnabai: #Headlines2020 Salman Khan walks free from drink & drive case, No evidence to prove he was on the staring!!!

Yogesh ‏@mumbaicha_twitu: Google android now exhausted with sweets now turn to Indian spices. #Headlines2020

Chetan Jay ‏@chetuzz: Yeddyurappa cries on TV, blames BJP for turmoil #Headlines2020

M R^TM ‏@Veer_Caprice: A youngmen Get Heart Attack in happiness after successfully booking online TATKAL ticket through IRCTC.#Headlines2020

dhrumil_patel ‏@dreamer_patel7: #Headlines2020 Indian PM Mr. narendra modi announces that entire india has 24/7 electricity, all rivers interlinked.

Sheuli_Somya_Bips ‏@Kali_Ma_bhakta: #Headlines2020 Arvind Kejriwal will be on his 100th fast for Lok Pal bill

Samira Shah ‏@SitaOrMargarita: Shocker! Not a single rape was reported today from any part of India! #Headlines2020

From Underground ‏@FrmUnderground: #Headlines2020 Parliament functions one full day without getting adjourned.

dhrumil_patel ‏@dreamer_patel7: #Headlines2020 USA's President 100th times failed to get India's Vissa .rejected By Indian PM. Mr.Narendra Modi.

kppradeep ‏@kppradeepdr: @mediacrooks #Headlines2020 In an effort to beat others in freebies Youth Icon recommends free Viagra to all in forth coming Elections

Mukesh Kini ‏@mukeshkini: #Headlines2020 Shahid Afridi Celebrates his 18th Birthday :P

Yogesh ‏@mumbaicha_twitu: RamGopalVerma launches movie on his own life. Ppl watching it die of heart attack coz it was really scary #Headlines2020

Hemant ‏@Hemant2weet: #Headlines2020 sachin tendulkar says he will continue to play as long as he enjoys cricket.

Safwan ‏@iMoosabhai: China successfully creates Duplicate Petrol. #Headlines2020

AshwinSarcasticShanu ‏@ashshanuferns: #Headlines2020 SRK to play the role of a college student

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