What did the peacock in no mood tell the peahen? I hate tears Pushpa
Rajasthan High Court judge Mahesh Chandra Sharma who on Wednesday suggested to make cow as a national animal presented his unique theory and said that since peacock is a brahmachari (celibate) its a national bird.
He made the remark to back his observation that cows should replace the tiger as the national animal because it's also holy.
Jutice Sharma's version on the mating habits of peafowls has it that peahens become pregnant by swallowing the tears of the peacock.
"Peacock was made the national bird of India because it is Brahmachari. Cow is pious like peacock. Peahen doesn't need to have sex to get pregnant. It just swallows tears of the peacock," he said.
However, with reference to his verdict, Twitterati exploded with reactions. Some of the best ones are here:
When a peacock cries, he is actually having an orgasm.— Samosaji™ (@ek_samosa_dena) May 31, 2017
Shukr hai he didn't sing 🎵 चिट्ठी में भेजा पीकॉक ने इसे🎵 https://t.co/FEfuuIdNS9— FarraGau CowFefe (@YearOfRat) May 31, 2017
Peacock: Let's have sex— Rahul Roushan (@rahulroushan) May 31, 2017
Peahen: Dude, we're just good friends
Peacock cries, peahen gets pregnant https://t.co/pKN5A43u5l
Sir, I have better things to do than to 'see peacock do sex'. Thanks. https://t.co/qt9ZQGIYhz— Zakka Jacob (@Zakka_Jacob) May 31, 2017
Met a girl last night and we drank my tears all night long by god— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) May 31, 2017
Peahen gets pregnant by swallowing tears of peacock, says a high court judge - making me shed tears for the quality of our judiciary— The Bad Doctor (@DOCTORATLARGE) May 31, 2017