Bangalore, Aug 31: Asaram's going underground and the police chasing him from one state to another is nothing less than a 'reel' story. We are sure, many of us would like to handle him in our own small ways, if at all he gets caught.
The police behind him, however, might fancy using different ways to interrogate him (especially when he is giving them a hard run on a wild goose chase). Angry and frustrated, the both the public and the police must be wondering: what would make this self-styled godman talk? Would it be the:
Iftekar technique: Cut to the 80s. Imagine if the lanky yet sporty Bollywood star Iftekar had gotten hold of him?(P.S: He would have been blessed as a 'cop' to interrogate one of India's must controversial godmans.)The don and Zanjeer starrer would have run behind him with his gun pointing upwards and saying," ruk jaao warna goli maar doonga" with his typical Bollywood lingo.
And if caught, Asaram could be rest assured of a patient one-to-one discussion or counselling (Zanjeer style), before being put behind the bars.
Jagadish Raj run: To the 80s again, this late veteran actor has acted in 144 movies as a cop. Surely, he would have been an expert by now in catching miscreants. But alas, he would have missed getting hold Asaram yet again because of his "last minute arriving.arresting cop" fame. We can see Asaram heaving a sigh of relief.
The Singham punch
The much-feared Singham punch could make Asaram spill the beans.
The Dabangg mania
Or would the Dabangg style work wonders?
Getting back to the 80s is not a bad idea afterall.
The last-minute catch
Asaram's going underground and the police chasing him from one state to another is nothing less than a 'reel' story. We are sure, many of us would like to handle him in our own small ways, if at all he gets caught.
Bas ek hi aadmi hai sarkar
Asaram is giving police a hard time. He is not to be traced anywhere.
Asrani threat: Govardhan Asrani of the sholay fame could do well with his 'lathi' and his 'Hum angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor hain!" threat. Never mid the humor, but what should bother Asaram is the Angrezon ke zamane ke jailkhane. Forget the luxury there, Asaramji. They were cramped with just sukhi roti for food. Thank your stars that you would not be stationed there.
Singham punch: Cut to 20s. One of our personal favorites, there would be very few who would not agree to us if we imagine Asaram in a back-breaking session with honest police officer Bajirao Singham.
And if it is him, you can be rest assured that no political hands could save Asaram, otherwise you know the consequence (remember how the chief minister in the movie was treated by Singham and his associates in a closed room?).
Dabangg smack: Few can forget Salman's thundering slap when the goons attacked him in Dabangg that sent them rolling on the ground for minutes together. Considering Asaram a septuagenarian, can we go a little light on him? Afterall, we are not as brutal as he is, right readers?
Too bad good old Sunny Deol did not play cop with his 'Dhai kilo ka haath'.