Fans mock love-rat John Terry with gags galore

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London, Feb 3 (ANI): Fans have taken a jibe at footballer John Terry for cheating on his wife Toni with England team-mate Wayne Bridge's ex girlfriend Vanessa Perroncel.

Dozens of jokes at Terry's expense have appeared online, reports the Sun.

Here are some of the best gags:

"JT has signed up to star in a new TV show. It's called Other Footballers' Wives."

"Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding, he said: "l've just heard JT is parked outside my house!"

"So JT was sleeping with Wayne Bridge's girl. Poor old Wayne - he wasn't even first choice with his missus."

"So JT has been caught stealing another man's girl. I bet his old mum will be so proud he's learned something from her."

"Somebody bought me a box of Terry's All Gold. I was shocked to find new chocs called French Fancy and Cheat Cluster."

"What have Wayne's ex-missus and the 2008 Champions League final goalpost got in common? They've both been banged by JT."

"Wayne sent his missus a replica of his willy made from Cadbury's chocolate. But she refused it, saying she prefers Terry's". (ANI)

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