London, Aug 15 : On the eve of her 50th birth anniversary, Madonna has declared that she's actually 36 - according to Kabbalah.
Using ancient techniques known only to a select few, the high priests of Kabbalah have calculated the superstar's spiritual age by channelling the energy of the poptastic one. And it's come out to be a mere 36.
While the Material Girl's family and friends are wrapping up gifts for her, the lady has barred anyone to even utter the number '50' at her much awaited starry birthday celebrations on August 16, reports News.com.au.
In fact, she has even given clear instructions to her guests not to give any cards, cakes or presents bearing the number 50 or they'll bear the consequences at her hand.
According to sources, Madge's estranged brother is also sending flowers in a bid to mend bridges over his warts-and-all book 'Life With My Sister Madonna'.