London, Feb.25 : Manchester United ace Anderson scored with a model in a Travelodge toilet after chatting her up with those three little words: "F***, f***, f***."
The Manchester United midfielder, who is Brazilian and cannot speak English, demonstrated his low-league seduction techniques on a night out with team-mate Patrice Evra.
Firstly he tried to bed Leah Houghton, 20, in front of her pals and Evra in a hotel bedroom. Then, according to The Sun, he led her to the bathroom while their friends waited outside.
A pal of Leah said: "Anderson couldn't talk to her because he is from Brazil and only speaks Portuguese.
"So he took his top off, stripped to his boxers and socks and pushed Leah on to the bed in front of everyone.
"She asked, 'What are you doing?' Evra translated for Anderson, who told Leah, 'F**k, f**k, f**k.' Then he dragged her to the bathroom.
"He ripped off her grey pencil skirt and knickers, and they had sex on the toilet while we and Evra sat in the bedroom watching the TV.
"They had sex in the bathroom and used a condom. Leah said the sex was fast and rough.
"He sat on the toilet and she was on top of him. He was talking Portuguese all the time- she didn't understand a word.
"It only lasted ten minutes but she said he had a lovely body and was well endowed."
Afterwards Leah, who has the word "Scorpio" tattooed on her stomach, left with her pals.
"What a romantic guy!"
Last year, Anderson, 19, had a six-hour romp with five hookers at team-mate Cristiano Ronaldo's house.